The title was to draw you into the entry itself. I don't know if I was successful in that sense, but come on, it's Bleach and it's me. It's bound to be cracky in one way or another.

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I had a Bleach dream, AND MY FIRST ONE AT THAT. Sure, a couple of characters have been featured¹, but nothing Bleach-related, and it's all-star cast consisted of Ichigo, Byakuya, Rukia and, for the shocker!OMG here, B's wife Hisana.

And, before I start, I will be initialising the names, because I refuse to repeat each Japanese half of you² can't really pronounce anyway.

So, B's wife, which for anyone following Bleach, died before the actual storyline. She's alive and very well in this version of Bleach (OK, it's a dream, BUT STFU LET'S PRETEND IT'S A ~VERSION~), and I and B are battling it out. It's a bit like the epic scene in season three, and I and B end up disintegrating, except a far-away voice explains that a part of each "soldier" is left behind, which H and R can therefore use to bring them back to life.

H and R do do that, and they are therefore...trying to bury themselves? They find these "plates" in the dirt, and sit on them. B ends up going back to his house with H, and I and R do something that involves B being pissed at I. I'm thinking it had something to do with two people "fooling around"³.

It sounds really fail-y, but it was very vivid, and very B-centred, which confuses the hell out of me. I don't like B, and I've had no interest in his storyline, or H for that matter. It confuses me, and makes me question my brain and it's functions. Do I love B secretly? Am I losing the love of Kensei and Hitsugaya for B? AM I REALLY JUST READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS?

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On a completely unrelated note: I am building⁴ a script that is being a douche to my inner sanity. Dear Amazon EC2, I DO NOT LIKE YOU. Not Very Sincerely, Tess

1. « "Featured" as in "featured in a sex dream". I'm not above mentioning I dream about anime characters and sex, but I am above mentioning whether several characters may have joined me or not in a Rangiku-like fashion. I have some dignity!
2. « And me too, admittedly.
3. « SEX, guys, sex.
4. « OK, not really building. I only have the config file, and the class file written up. BUT STILL, I have precognition, it'll be a douche, mark my words.

I wanted to start the entry of the "re-opening" with a bang, but it seems the day has not worked out in my favour! I thought the pictures I painstakingly¹ took would do nice, but my batteries decided to be complete douches to me and die; I therefore could not find the sister's camera to stick my memory card in and the brother's camera was being a douche, and the computer would not recognise it. I then thought a catchy story might do, but I spent half my time tweaking and slaving for Christina », that by the time (that would be now) it came to writing something, I'm exhausted.

Things may be broken, but by the Gods, THE RSS FEEDS *DO* WORK OR ALL FEAR THE WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED BY RSS AND XML, BUT REALLY XML AND OMG STFU.

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Also a monumental mention: today is Lyone's second birthday!

1. « OK, I was swinging around my camera, but...HEY. It takes arm work and the will to stand in freezing temperatures to get the effect!